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New Audio Translation Of Saddam Hussein’s Final Minutes

It has been reported that Saddam Hussein’s last minutes on Earth were filled with the jeering and taunting of those who led him to the gallows. The following translation by TNOYF’s Senior Middle Eastern Linguistics Expert will enable you to make your own decision as to the actual nature, extent, and degree of taunting.

The full written transcript follows below the fold.

Executioner: Saddam Hussein al Tikriti, we are here today to carry out your sentence of death by hanging for your role in…

Official observer: He’s no dictator-tator-tator-tator-tator-tator-tator… He’s no dictator-tator-tator-tator swing!

Executioner: Jamil! We went over this before. No taunting!

Official observer: Right, right. Sorry boss.

Executioner: Hmmphh. As I was saying, we are here to carry out the sentence of death for your role in the murders of 143 Iraqi civilians when you were the president of Iraq…

Saddam Hussein: What do you mean when I was president? I am still the rightful Iraqi president, you pig!

Official observer: Oh, that must be the official presidential necktie you’ve got around your throat there.

Saddam Hussein: Insolent cretin! I will have you killed for this insult!

Executioner: Jamil! We will carry this out with professionalism and dignity!

Official observer: Sorry… sorry… sorry… geez, I’m so embarrassed boss. Won’t happen again.

Executioner: It had better not. Everyone be quiet now and let me continue. Mr. Hussein, you will be hung by the neck…

Official observer: Excuse me boss? I thought it was “hanged”?

Executioner: No, no, no. That is a common mistake. He will be “hung” today, and after it’s over he will have been “hanged”. See?

Official observer: Thanks for clearing that up.

Saddam Hussein: Can we get on with this?

End of transcript.

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