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Another comment today from Amsterdam, this one on TNOYF’s Mohammad Brand Products post.
To the ass that made these insults to our prophet, I want to tell you that this life will end soon & the rest is for allah the god of everything & there you will see how fun have these pictures, & I’m sure that you don’t know anything about this great prophet because if take a look in his history you can estimate what mistake you are doing now. -Musil
Dear Musil:
Thanks for your recent comment at TNOYF. We’ve been amazed at the recent growth of our Amsterdam fanbase, largely made up of young, passionate people like yourself. Please be sure to visit our store and get yourself a t-shirt or mug.
However, you seem a bit distressed, what with all the “life-ending” chatter and such. Normally I’d dismiss it as simply your having a bad day– a traffic jam on the way to the mosque, a stoning canceled due to inclement weather– but we’ve received a couple of these types of comments, and it has us rather perplexed.
Our intent with developing and designing Mohammad brand products is completely genuine. The Muslim world is sitting on a goldmine of opportunity, and we feel it would be irresponsible to not point it out. We can’t sit idly by while some silly fear of eternal damnation suffocates free enterprise!
Companies crave brand loyalty, Musil. It’s where market share battles are won and lost. So I ask you: what good Muslim would choose the store brand bread crumbs over Mohammad Brand bread crumbs? The few rupee he saved would be a small comfort when he’s being slowly devoured by red ants for all eternity.
Please, Musil. Think.
Best Regards,
RH Potfry
Managing Editor
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It’s not TNOYF’s fault that an inferior product gave you or your goat a rash. Use Mohammed brand products and “there you will see how fun have these pictures.”
Bwahahahahaah!!
Guys, why do you keep egging these poor Muslims on?
Haven’t you heard? Islam is a “Religion of Peace”. Our own President said so. So do all of these peaceful Muslims who keep threatening you.
If you keep this up, Muslims might really get their feelings hurt. Shouldn’t you be seeking to understand their angst instead of constantly picking on “The Religion”? What’s so funny about Peace, Love and Understanding?
Capitalist pigs!
Oh, and Nigel? It’s the “Religion of Piece”, not “Religion of Peace”.
Always a good read.
http://ethnikoi.org/iran.html
Musil is on to something here…where are the Mohammed brand bomb belts? Mohammed brand assault rifles? Where are the freakin’ Mohammed brand IEDs? Your shortcomings as marketers is appalling. Let’s keep our eye on the ball here folks!
While you continue to be lax in your efforts, some geek in a basement is probably perfecting the Mohammed brand “Insta IED.”
Heck, I’m working on my own little Mohammed statue, with his head as a real, no-kidding bomb! Cartoons be damned; I’m going for the real deal! Can you imagine the market for that? HUGE.
Stacy– helpful link! The anatomical specificity will come in handy.
Oh, and Nigel? It’s the “Religion of Piece”, not “Religion of Peace”.
Oh. Never mind then. Piece, Love and Understanding doesn’t have the same message…
“a stoning cancelled due to inclement weather…”
You’re killing me here.
(But of course, I think Musil and his kin would too - given half the chance.)
Off to insult the prophet some more. Ta-ta!
Do the dutch tie their wooden shoes with tulips?
Is that Obama sending emails? He would do anything to get elected!