On the heels of her excellent expose on the stress, anxiety, and depression that many illegal immigrants are forced to live with in this country, MetroWest Daily News staff writer Liz Mineo has scored another journalistic coup. The Framingham, Massachusetts writer has now set her sights on the prejudice, discrimination, and danger that sexual offenders must deal with on a daily basis.

“As I reflected on the horrors that undocumented Americans go through, I began to wonder about other marginalized groups in this country,” said Mineo. “I started to think about how terrible it must be to be a ‘rapist’, or as I like to call them, ‘unapproved fornicators.’

Let me tell you, their daily lives are fraught with both sadness and peril. For example, did you know that upwards of 43% of the women they accost have had some type of martial arts training? Or that nearly 63% of the objects of their affection carry either pepper spray or mace? And here’s the kicker, over three quarters of them are carrying those deadly weapons without the proper government approval! Now you tell me, who are the real victims?”

Mineo went on to note that simply tracking down their potential partners can be quite tricky.

“The system as it stands today is patently unfair. When these gentlemen enter a house late at night, there is no telling what they may find. Skateboards, vicious dogs, or even insanely jealous spouses could be waiting on the other side of that locked window, which is why many of these individuals are pushing hard for an early release of the new Google Home Schematics program. Just to level the playing field a bit.”

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