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LA Immigration Protest Leaves Millions Of Yards Poorly Groomed
The “Mexican Street” has spoken, but do American lawmakers habla Espanol? Over the weekend more than 500,000 immigration rights advocates marched on downtown Los Angeles in protest of a Congressional plan to make illegal immigration illegal and to discourage them from building walls on the border. The demonstrations were peaceful for the most part, with protesters seemingly 
determined to put their best foot forward to the public.
“We are very good American citizens for you,” stated protester Rialto “The Garden Weasel” Sanchez through a translator. “We only come for job. We no make trouble. We learn all American customs. We say to Congress ‘no build this wall’, and we promise not to come across the border illegally… I mean undocumentedly… no mores.”
Meanwhile as the protesters wound their way through the city, lawns in the greater Los Angeles area threatened to collectively collapse beneath the weight of a growing pile of unblown leaves.
“We haven’t had a situation like this since the Refried Bean Epidemic of ‘97,” said one overly foliaged LA area homeowner. “I hope there is some sort of quick resolution to this matter.”
In a related story, a group of Middle Easterners who observed the march expressed outrage over the use of what they called the “defective American flags” that did not catch fire at any point during the demonstration.
Thanks to: Mudville, Crush Liberalism, Demonrats, Conservative Cat
Technorati tags: illegal immigration, bush, immigration policy, border security, protests, march, humor, conservative, satire
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Illegal immigrants just like you and me
Don’t we all work hard, pay taxes, and punch someone for saying something we don’t like? For those of you on the left, the prior sentence was both rhetorical and sarcastic.
When my maid called in sick on Saturday morning, I didn’t think anything of it. Since she likely doesn’t have health insurance, I figured I could at least let the poor girl off for the day.
But after reading about these protests, I turned on the evening news and lo-and-behold, there was our “sick” little Maria looking quite healthy as she held up a sign that said, “Yeah, I’m here Illegally! What are you going to do about it?”
On Monday I’m firing her.
Protest This You Criminals!
Its been a month of protests. First all the uproar over the cartoon jihad had thousands of Muslims taking to the streets to protest (i.e. physically abuse people, burn and destroy property that isn’t theirs, scream death threats to any one and everyo…
TOM TANCREDO FOR PRESIDENT
Please sign the petition
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/tancredo
Unfortunately Robbie you are another of the countless victims of illegal immigration.
What’s next? Are you to be expected to mop your own floors? Should I have to trim the hedges in my yard?
Where does it end?