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Frist Silences Helen Thomas
Sen. Bill Frist, R-Tenn., casts a “glossa distendum” spell on Helen Thomas during a recent press conference in Memphis. The spell, which creates great discomfort but is not fatal, causes extreme swelling of the tongue and typically wears off in three to four days. Frist, who is half-Muggle, finally lost his patience with Thomas after he had warned her earlier to “ask somewhat intelligible questions.” The Ministry of Magic has yet to release a statement on the incident.
Technorati tags: Bill Frist, humor, satire, conservative satire
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During Ariel Sharons peace expedition to the Temple Mount in 2000, several Palestinian rockets were fired at the Dome of the Rock. In the rubble of the Palestinian induced violence against the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon Her, a portrait of the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon Her, was recovered. This portrait clearly shows that the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon Her, was a Jewish woman.
Glenn Reynolds will be after Frist, after all Helen Thomas is Glenn Reynolds secret love. Read about it and see the photos…
The first items Glenn has hidden is the photograph of himself with his true love, Helen Thomas. He and Helen spent many romantic hours together before Glenn met his wife. He hides the evidence of those trists in the deep, dark recesses of his secret lair. Oh, if his wife only knew. His heart would be the next one she operated on.
Alliance of blogs ‘Evil Glenn lies’
http://righttruth.typepad.com/right_truth/2006/02/alliance_of_blo.html
Is that first comment spam? Sure reads like spam.
Nice story caption on this one, BFW.
Thanks Hood.
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