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Fighting Back, Obama Leaks Clinton Image Showing Senator Is A Woman
Democratic front-runner Barack Obama quickly fired back today after Hillary Clinton’s campaign team allegedly leaked a photo of Obama wearing native Somali garb during a visit to the country in 2006. In response, Team Obama released a photo of a revealing bust of Hillary Clinton with a statement that said, “the image speaks for itself.”
Later in the day, Obama spoke to reporters.
“Hillary Clinton has masterfully crafted an image of androgyny in order to chase both male and female voters,” he said. “It’s time that some clarity was brought to her gender. If she’s going to remind voters of my not-so-hazy ancestral connections to generously pierced African warlords, we’re going to keep her mammaries in the discussion.”
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Tit for tat, and all that that implies.
LK
This is the kind of deception that is keeping me away from the Obama camp. First of all, Hillary’s neck has never been that skinny. Second, when has Hillary ever worn lace anything? I know, I know, I could ask KD Lang and she might know the answer–but assuming she is unavailable, no one can confirm the lace. The only thing that puzzles me is that the Bust is looking to the left-which would be consistent…no, I’m not convinced. I think Obama is a Muslim and Hillary is a man and that’s that.
-Ralph Nader.
There no real difference between hillary and obama their both closet communists
Obamessiah is a boob if he thinks this titillating bust will make a difference to me. I have been keeping abreast of his childish actions, and he won’t lift and/or cradle me away from Hilldog… Mellons.