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Experts Say Virtual Border Fence Only Keeps Out Virtual Mexicans
The news that the “virtual fence” along the U.S.-Mexico border in Arizona “doesn’t meet contract requirements for detecting border intrusions,” and may require replacement, has understandably caused quite a stir. Many are wondering why upwards of $85.5 million dollars had been spent, and angry questions are being raised about the reasons for the functional deficiencies.
TNOYF has learned the stunning issue at the center of the debate: the virtual border fence only performs well against virtual Mexicans, raising allegations from the formidable virtual Mexican community of a discriminatory immigration policy on the part of the United States.
“Blatant avatar discrimination,” seethed Hector Valdez, spokesman of La Raza Virtuales. “The United States claims that it is trying to manage illegal crossings by all Mexicans, but we believe there will soon be a sad trail of digital animation that suggests otherwise.”
The U.S. government denied that there was any deliberate attempt to target any one specific group of people, but one anonymous border patrol agent said that test runs of the virtual fence had only netted a group of “heavily pixelated, poorly-rezzed” Mexicans.
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Cry me a river. We have a right to close the virtual border. It’s only a matter of time before someone the likes of King Koopa or worse gets through, then what will the libs say? Imagine if Mike Tyson got together with his Punch-Out alter ego. Now you’re getting the big picture.
Scary stuff John. Those are the sort of unintended consequences that can come back and haunt you.