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Don Imus Tries To Mends Fences In Wake Of “NappyHeadedHoGate”
Radio personality Dom Imus has come under a great deal of fire recently for calling members of the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy headed ho’s”. In an effort to smooth things over with the black community, Imus recently appeared on Reverend Al Sharpton’s radio program.
Imus noted that he learned several valuable lessons from his exchange with Sharpton.
“In retrospect it was a big mistake to call these women ‘nappy headed ho’s’ without having even cut one single rap album, ” said a contrite Imus. “I also regret that I neglected to smear any of the team members in human feces prior to my comments, which may drastically reduce the amount of money these women stand to receive in a civil suit later. These are mistakes that I will not make again.”
Despite Imus’s concessions, Sharpton remained highly critical of the controversial shock-jock.
“None of these crackers get it,” said Sharpton. “You can’t just make racist comments about a group of individuals like that and walk away unscathed. White people are always doing that stuff.”
In what some are calling an ill-conceived attempt to alleviate the damage to his image, Imus has had an Aunt Jemima portrait commissioned as a peace offering to Rutgers team members.
“The I-man knows how much those people like their pancakes,” said a spokesman for Imus. “He felt that this would be a nice conciliatory gesture. Much better than the life-sized Godzilla statue holding a driver’s ed manual he sent to that Asian group a few years back.”
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Don Imus Tries To Mends Fences In Wake Of “NappyHeadedHoGate”…
Imus noted that he learned several valuable lessons from his exchange with Sharpton.
“In retrospect it was a big mistake ……
Hey I wrote about this on MY site today also… We should be in a gang, or exchange links at least. Holla at me if you down!
I wrote about it too. Of course pointing out the hypocrisy of the whole thing.
Only thing better would have been a pix of cindy mc “cellphone” kinney with the pancakes. Fix it guys.
So how come when Rev. Sharptop called the Yeshiva women’s nagging team “some kinky-haired princesses” nobody called him on the carpet?
joe: Cuz only white folks is racist yo.
That post is some funny stuff. Some of your best yet. The pancakes part is just priceless. I like pancakes. Does that make me racist? I realize that I’m inherently racist by being white, but does the pancake thing make it worse? You never know…
I wonder what the Duke lacrosse team is considering sending Sharpton…
Why do you insist on writing things that make soda spew out my nose while I laugh. Please be less funny in the future and have some consideration for my nasal passages!
So what efver became of FREEDOM OF SPEECH the same one liberal use to trash this nation and say bad things about everything thats great about america and AL SHARPTON is no revrend he is just a liberal left-wing trouble maker just like most liberal activists
Didn’t Sharpton just call imus a cracker and yet he is whining about imus’s racist remarks? You sir are the grand master of irony sharpton