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British Sailor Delights Mumsy With Story Of Valor
“It was horrid, Mumsy! One minute, we were sipping tea on the starboard side and the next, there were these swarthy, malodorous fellows on deck brandishing harpoons and demanding our surrender! ‘Come with us!’ they grunted. ‘We will go if we can bring our tea!’ I said bravely, quickly realizing that Tehran is notorious for frail chamomile tea. The lead fellow hesitated, so I gave him this look, Mumsy. The one you could never say no to! And it worked! We were quickly on board this rather natty speed boat headed for shore. They taught us this nifty little diddy that went “Allah Akbar, Iran can’t be too far!” and I even got to sit on the driver’s lap and steer!”
H/T to The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler for the picture and creative inspiration
UPDATE: British Sailor To Star as “The Elf Who Wanted To Be A Dentist” in TV Version Of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Forsooth oh Potty, these chaps and the the sole burka chick are selling the story of their Iranian sponsored holiday to the British press. Darn it - were the US hostages (of dem dar Iranian sandy asses, freed in 1980) permitted to sell THEIR stories. Is there no justice in despotism and showbiz.
I say bring on the Iranian hostage takers for a road show through the States. Hold the Pentagon to ransom and sell the proceeds on Oprah
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Right Wing News emailed more than 240 right-of-center bloggers and asked them to answer 7 questions (Originally, it was 8. However, one question asked was about the Iranian hostage crisis and that became irrelevant once the hostages were released). The…
Iran really screwed this one up. They should have had the 15 vote a different out of Iran each week. Their ratings are really going to suffer for this mistake.
P.S. Why does Hermey have to get involved? He just doesn’t like to make toys.
Maybe all those who were held hostage by the outlaw nation of IRAN should be allowed to sue for reparations
What did they repair?
My wife’s cat commands more respect than this alleged member of the British Military.
This kid needs a few weeks at Parris Island so that his nads can properly descend and he can learn he doesn’t have to squat to pea.
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