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ABC Denies Connection Between O’Donnell’s Early Exit From “The View” And Monster Pig Shot in Alabama

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Despite claims that a monster pig shot in Alabama bears a striking resemblance to “The View” host Rosie O’Donnell, both ABC and O’Donnell representatives deny that the enormous swine is the controversial star. ABC’s abrupt announcement on Friday, however, that O’Donnell would be immediately leaving “The View” only lent strength to the rumors that she may indeed have been bagged by 11 year-old Jamison Stone while on a hastily scheduled “foraging retreat” in Alabama.

“Rosie does like foraging as a stress-reliever,” said her spokesperson, Amelda Johnson, “but she stopped going to Alabama several years ago after she discovered it was a favorite foraging haven of Starr Jones.”

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9 Responses to “ABC Denies Connection Between O’Donnell’s Early Exit From “The View” And Monster Pig Shot in Alabama”

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  3. spurwing plover on May 27th, 2007 1:24 pm

    This will get the liberals upset after all they would rather have little boys like that as herb gardeners or joining some bunch of pinkos out saving those whales swimming up the sacramento river

  4. T1 on May 27th, 2007 2:14 pm

    When the taxidermist stuffs her head I think he will find it quite empty in first place.

    Now those glass eyeballs – what color should they be – fiery insane red or glazed black?

  5. Lantana on May 27th, 2007 7:40 pm

    I think she ate Elizabeth.

  6. jarhead john on May 28th, 2007 6:33 am

    Just think, all of the B.S. surrounding her, and all it took was one 11 year old kid to shut her up…

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  8. John on May 29th, 2007 9:05 pm

    Wow, I figured that she did not shave under her arms, but had no idea how bad the hair really was.

  9. A.C #1 on May 30th, 2007 3:19 pm

    Dis-turb-ing.





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