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What started out as a happy Disney World family vacation turned into a terrifying scene for one New Hampshire family yesterday. While posing for a photograph with Tigger, Jerry Monaco Jr. was unceremoniously struck in the face with an open paw from Winnie the Pooh’s bouncy pal.

“I couldn’t believe it,” said the teenager. “I was just standing there minding my own business and out of nowhere ‘Wham!’, he belted me in the mouth! Not cool.”   

Although he does not doubt that an attack occurred, at least one costumed cartoon character expert doubts the validity of Monaco’s version of events.

“Look, I’ve worked with adults who wear cartoon character costumes for a living for over twenty-five years,” said Disney World’s operations director Dalton Flanders. “And there is one salient fact that you need to remember about them- they are adults who wear cartoon character costumes for a living. They put up with an inordinate amount of crap from people, especially teenage boys, on a daily basis. Did Tigger cuff the Monaco kid? The video doesn’t lie. Was he provoked? Let’s just say that that cotton candy stick didn’t just crawl up Tigger’s ass on it’s own.”

An Orlando Police official said such incidents are fairly common.

“Such incidents are fairly common,” said an Orlando Police official.

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  Poor Charlie Rangel and Michael Moore. Here is this terrific picture of them with no caption! Please help to remedy the situation.

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Congratulations to this weeks winning entries!

4. “Crack, Crack, Crack I like Crack, Crackity Crack Crack Crack, Bitch set me up again…” Scotty (This one got the sentimental vote as we are huge fans of the “I Love Scotch” song from Anchorman)

3. “Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor, showing the obvious toll his ejection and fine from the NFL for spitting in the face of Tampa Bay’s Michael Pittman has taken on him, apologizes to the fans.‘I thought his face was on fire — honest! I was just trying to put it out!‘ Claimed a tearful Taylor.” - Mr. Right

2. “Damn, those chitlins are repeating on me.” - Lesbian Neocon

1. “Uh, I tested positive? …that mean I’m having Brad Pitt’s baby too?” - Rodney Dill

Please help out former Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry by captioning this picture taken the other night after an unfortunate incident in his home.

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