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9. 50% of all proceeds go to support our Internet porn habit. 
8. If you do, we may be able to talk Stacy into modeling some of our other products. If you think she looks great in that t-shirt, you should see her in an official TNOYF coffee mug.
7. There is not a single shred of evidence that any of our t-shirts cause gout (Editor’s note: However, our Islamic Rage Boy bumper stickers have been linked to sudden, violent deaths.)
6. Each of our t-shirts has been officially certified as “racist” by Reverend Al Sharpton.
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