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Caption Contest: “I Got Jacked” Edition
Please help out former Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry by captioning this picture taken the other night after an unfortunate incident in his home.
Contest Rules: 1. Make me laugh.
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“Damn, those chitlins are repeating on me.”
That’s right. They took my money, my groceries and my teeth.
“Hmmm… and what if i don’t want fries wit dat.”
“Barry Manillo doesn’t sound to bad over these headphones.”
“Worst of all is, I can’t even blame Whitey!”
Marion rates a 4 on the “Hot or Not” scale.
Doo dee doo……doo dee dooo… I’m bad….
Sooooo damn freakin baaad….doo dee doo
Because I`m bad I’m bad come on.
You know I’m bad I’m bad you know it.
You know I’m bad I’m bad come on you know.
And the whole world has to answer right now
just to tell you once again.
who’s bad…
Don’t look in the toilet tank. Doooon’t look in the toilet tank! Oh Lord, pleeeaaasseee doooon’t look in the toilet tank!! Oh &*$%^& ^^&%, they looked in the toilet tank.
Hey man! It’s medicinal. I’m telling ya, it’s medicinal! I have nausea. My doctor tol’ me to take that for my nausea. It’s medicinal!
“Ho de doh,
Ho de doh”
(Marion Barry hurrying to get in an elevator)
“I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I’m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high”
“Man, I tell ya, it’s gettin’ so you can’t even trust a crack ‘ho’ no more!”
“Man, the crime in this city is gettin’ way out of hand! You didn’t see this sort of thing here before I became Mayor! I sure as hell helped this city sink to new levels, though, didn’t I - I tell you what!”
I admit to being the worse mayor that our nations capital ever had and i was stuoid to blame guns and the NRA for the high crime rate
Wait a minute heaah. I not feel nuttin.
HUH? Whachooo talkin bout?
Dat was your Bakin soda?
It’s cakin up in there!!!
Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor, showing the obvious toll his ejection and fine from the NFL for spitting in the face of Tampa Bay’s Michael Pittman has taken on him, apologizes to the fans.
“I thought his face was on fire — honest! I was just trying to put it out!” Claimed a tearful Taylor.
Crack, Crack, Crack I like Crack, Crackity Crack Crack Crack, Bitch set me up again…
“Don’t go in the bathroom for about 35… 45 minutes…”
[non caption - dude looks just like John Witherspoon there]
“Uh, I tested positive? …that mean I’m having Brad Pitt’s baby too?”
Hey, I’m really no diff’rent than anybody else in dis city.