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Schilling to Have Foot Amputated to Pitch
Curt Schilling has announced that he will have his foot amputated so that he can pitch another World Series game.
“It’s the least I can do,” said Schilling. “My team needs me.” Asked what sort of prosthetic device he would wear, Schilling announced his intention to simply push off his bloody stump.
Opening bids of $20,000 were quickly posted on Ebay for Schilling’s severed foot.
Schilling has also announced his intention to have the amputation done at a live news conference, without any anesthesia. The operation will be performed by a local high school biology class.
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