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Notes from Millar’s Psychotherapist, part II
Jan 4:
In the middle of a possible breakthrough with Schilling on his chronic lying, I was paged with an urgent message concerning Millar: “Get to Fenway at once.”
The scene was chaos when I arrived. After getting through a gauntlet of emergency personnel, I made it to the field. The site was unnerving. Kevin had painted “Cowboy Up!” in three foot letters on the Green Monster and then duct taped himself to the wall. He was wailing:
“I don’t wanna gooooo to Toronto! It’s all the way in Michigan, dude! Cowboy Up! Go Sox!! You can’t trade me! Red Sox Nation won’t allow it! I promise to stop drinking before games! I’ll even hit better! I don’t wanna goooooooo….”
Police were trying to calm him down as they cut through the tape. I convinced the police to release him into my custody….more later….
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- Interview with a Red Sox fan
- Boston Dugout Conversation Secretly Taped
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