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Notes from Kevin Millar’s Psychotherapist
Day 1: Patient, an average baseball player who played above his head for a year or so, has desire to be Cowboy. Has never been near a horse in his life. Must be a repressed childhood desire. Talks about “Cowboying up” when hypnotised. Yells “Giddy Up” and breaks stuff running around my office.
Day 2: Patient talks about “The Nation,” the Red Sox fan base. Obviously needs more love: must affirm the fan base in order to make sure they still like him. Visits bars to enjoy fan-adoration. Sad. I’m not sure I can help him.
Day 3: Patient has grown a strange beard that he strokes madly while galloping and talking about Red Sox Nation. Some sort of weird John Wayne-Abraham Lincoln self-deluded psychosis. Must get more help….
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