(UP) Victoria’s Secret, looking to branch out into the male undergarment category, has signed David Ortiz as spokesperson for their new line of “Boy Booby Cups”.

“David Ortiz had a phenomenal year last year,” said Victoria’ Secret spokeswoman, Kathy Delaney. “He’s a very hot property right now. Plus, he’s got massive male knockers. He’s perfect for this new line.”

Ortiz was thrilled with the opportunity. “If it wasn’t for my ta-tas, I wouldn’t generate the power I need to hit the ball deep,” he said. “But when I’m away from the game, I like to keep my yabos reigned in a bit. Boy Booby Cups give me the support and lift I need. And they come in some fab colors.”

Boy Booby Cups will be available where fine male undergarments are sold.

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