Subscribe
David Ortiz to launch new line of male bras
(UP) Victoria’s Secret, looking to branch out into the male undergarment category, has signed David Ortiz as spokesperson for their new line of “Boy Booby Cups”.
“David Ortiz had a phenomenal year last year,” said Victoria’ Secret spokeswoman, Kathy Delaney. “He’s a very hot property right now. Plus, he’s got massive male knockers. He’s perfect for this new line.”
Ortiz was thrilled with the opportunity. “If it wasn’t for my ta-tas, I wouldn’t generate the power I need to hit the ball deep,” he said. “But when I’m away from the game, I like to keep my yabos reigned in a bit. Boy Booby Cups give me the support and lift I need. And they come in some fab colors.”
Boy Booby Cups will be available where fine male undergarments are sold.
- The Journey of Jason Giambi
- Red Sox Searching for Nixon’s Chin
- Top 10 Reasons Red Sox made Varitek Captain
- Friends of TNOYF Help Model New Islamic Rage Boy Product Line
This entry was posted
on Sunday, January 9th, 2005 at 2:49 pm and is filed under Baseball.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
