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Top 9 PETA Comic Book Titles
Animal rights group PETA has recently found themselves on the defensive over their new comic book, “Your Daddy Kills Animals“. The book challenges kids to, “Ask your daddy why he’s hooked on killing” and also asserts that “fish have the ability to use tools.”
PETA has plans to unveil an entire line of comic books aimed at making the next generation of American children more animal friendly. TNOYF’s Senior Comic Book Propaganda Correspondent was able to get a sneak peek at some of the titles slated to hit the shelves later this year:
9. “I’ll Have A Fat Guy On Rye, Hold The Mayo”
8. “Tofu: Nature’s Prime Rib”
7. “Of Broccoli and Soy”
6. (tie) “Republicans Taste Like Chicken”
6. (tie) “Grandma’s Cancer Would Go Away If You Would Just Stop Eating Hamburgers”
5. “Baby Harp Seals And The Women Who Love Them”
4. “Chinchilla Contributions To Western Civilization”
3. “Woodsy The Owl: Champion Of The Oppressed or White Man’s Pawn?”
2. “If Your Mommy Buys That Fur Coat, That Scary Man From The ‘Thriller’ Video Will Be Babysitting All The Time”
1. “Your Uncle Michael Is Gay Because Your Dad Eats Ham”
Thanks to Mudville, OTB, Indepundit, Stop the ACLU & The Political Teen.
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Heh heh! How you managed to work in an allusion to Michael Jackson is a testament to your acute perspicacity. (Whatever the heck that means… but I guarantee you that PETA members don’t know either.
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or the ever popular
Clubbing with Baby Seals — by Paris Hilton
Perspicacity is a way underused word.
Rodney- once again you found a title I missed!
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Perspicacity is a way underused word.
I’m copacetic with that, you should make it’s use your leitmotif.
…the ultimate Korean Cook Book…100 and 1 Ways to Wok the Dog.
Let’s not forget:
Eating Our Furry Friends Sends You Straight To Hell
or
Little Bunny Fou-Fou’s Cosmetics Testing Nightmare
Your #1 title seems to imply that something is wrong with being gay. Those foks would never do that, so it should be something like, “Your gay uncle, Michael is an upstanding citizen, but your father is evil because he eats ham.”