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Ralphie May: “Ironically Enough, PETA Members Do Taste Just Like Chicken”
What started out as a demonstration against the mishandling of animals before their slaughter 
turned to tragedy for members of the organization PETA yesterday in Hamburg, Germany.
The protest began innocently enough with the activists dousing themselves in fake blood and wrapping themselves in cellophane to simulate the mistreatment that they say animals go through before being bought from supermarkets, sliced, marinated and cooked at high temperatures until delicious.
“Everything was going along fine,” stated one visibly shaken activist who asked to be identified only as ‘Arugula’. “Until we realized that VH-1 had been filming an episode of Celebrity Fit Club down the street. Once Ralphie May got a look at the packaged meat it was all over.”
Witnesses reported that the scene that followed was difficult to watch.
“His eyes rolled back in his head as he tore through the packaging,” stated one passerby. “He only paused for a second when he realized that there were people inside, and then he gobbled them up. It was quite violent. And I say that as a German.”
May released a statement via his publicist stating that he had no regrets regarding the incident but that he did find the activists “a bit gamey.”
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Ironically Enough, PETA Members Do Taste Just Like Chicken
Ironically Enough, PETA Members Do Taste Just Like Chicken
Ironically Enough, PETA Members Do Taste Just Like Chicken
What started out as a demonstration against the mishandling of animals before their slaughter turned to tragedy for members of the organization PETA yesterday in Hamburg, Germany.
Too bad for the PETA idiots when their stupid protest gets ignored but when it comes to some BIRDBRAINS there are some that are more intellegent then others and PETA has got to be the worlds most stupid groups around and only a real stupid idiot would have anything to do with them
PETA (People Eschewing Tasty Animals) always protests outside our local KFC here in Norfolk, VA every weekend. As we come to the intersection and see them out, we AUTOMATICALLY “have” to go into the KFC drive-thru and get a drink–just to piss off the protesters.
Wherever there’s a protest going on, we do what we can to protest the protesters. The manager at the KFC loves it when they’re outside his place–he says business absolutely BOOMS because these people have no clue when it comes to fighting a culturally-ingrained stereotype such as “black people and fried chicken”. And, of course, all the protesters are middle income white kids with nothing better to do on a weekend afternoon, especially when the media’s nearby.
Oh, when the media’s around, they really put on a show–they drag out some guy in a “wounded chicken” costume, and make him try to cross a 5-point intersection with crutches. All their colorful poster come out, too, depicting the supposed wholesale slaughter of various animals and the evils of chicken captivity.
All I know is the meat’s tasty, it’s cheap, and I want to keep it that way!
Oh…did you hear about the time 3 PETA employees got busted for euthanizing and dumping dog carcasses in North Carolina? They were taking animals from shelters here in southern VA and transporting them over the border to kill and dump–but a store owner caught them using his dumpster and called the cops. It was all over the news here for a week!
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That’s a horrible tragedy. What a waste of perfectly good celophane!
MMMMMMM, that’s good bass.
Let us not forget, long-pork is an excellent source of protein.
I heard of a protest at a KFC restruant by PETA demonstartors one dressed in a stupid chicken costume and the owner turned a hose on them