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Easter Bunny Attacked By Peace Protesters
The Easter Bunny was attacked and severely beaten yesterday at an anti-war rally in Fayettenam, North Carolina. The rally was being held to protest the second anniversary of the Iraq War and was attended by literally tens of people.
“Things were going along fine man until that Jesus freak showed up and started pushing his religion on all of us,” stated one tie-dye clad protester. “He had eggs man. Eggs! Little unhatched Eichmann’s in a basket. Huh?… wait… umm…hey I gotta go bro… I just heard that there’s a “Legalize Marijuana” rally over in Charlotte. I’m outty.”
A spokesman for the Easter Bunny told TNOYF that his client happened upon the protest by accident while he was practicing for “the big run this Sunday.”
Doctors expect Mr. Bunny to make a full recovery but he has been ordered to stay on bed rest for one month and to avoid “hoppin’ down the bunny trail” for at least 8 weeks.
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