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Arctic Beauty Forced To Relinquish Her Crown

Bear_porn Snowball, a  10-month-old polar bear cub and the reigning Ms. Ursine USA, was forced to relinquish her title recently after this racy photo of her and an unidentified human circulated around the Internet.

Event organizer Donald Trump was upset with Snowball’s choice.

“You have a responsibility to behave appropriately when you are in the spotlight,” said Trump. “This was clearly a bad decision by Snowball. However, I might be willing to offer her a second chance if she were to knit me a nice wig out of that soft, white hair.”

A spokesman for Rosie O’Donnell said she was unavailable for comment as “she doesn’t like to be disturbed at feeding time.”

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This entry was posted on Friday, January 26th, 2007 at 8:05 am and is filed under Animal Rights, Conservative satire, Fake News. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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3 Responses to “Arctic Beauty Forced To Relinquish Her Crown”

  1. Nanook on January 26th, 2007 3:48 pm

    Speaking of polar porn, you wouldn’t happen to have any walrus snuff films would you?

  2. spurwing plover on January 27th, 2007 3:37 pm

    Polar bears should stay out of those eopless joints its nothing but trouble luckly PENGUENS stay away from that all

  3. Pete on January 30th, 2007 10:52 am

    Oh what a hairy child! Is Dubya gonna kiss it?





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