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Joe Biden Reveals He’s Been Blackmailing Miss New Jersey And He’s Still Running For President

In a stunning announcement today, Delaware Senator Joe Biden claimed he is the blackmailer behind the Miss New Jersey controversy, saying the photos were taken during a “summer tryst I’ll never forget, shortly after my hairplugs blossomed.”

Biden also took the opportunity to remind everyone that he is still running for President.

Biden’s staff released what they said were the “unaltered” photos in an effort to defuse what the longtime senator described as “a horrible situation that threatens to destabilize the Democratic primaries and change the course of American history.”

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