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E-Crowli Outbreak Mars White House Correspondents Dinner
A particularly virulent strain of the e-crowli virus caused many in attendance at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner to fall ill this past weekend. One attendee reported that the evening was going along well until he made the fateful decision to pose for a photograph with rocker and Charmin activist Sheryl Crow.
“I was pretty excited to have my picture taken with her,” said Cat Fancy’s David Lindsay. “I’m a huge fan. You know… ‘I’m leaving Las Vegas yeah!!’. Huge fan. So I stand behind her and I’m trying to snug up as close as I can get. It’s Sheryl Crow for Christ’s sake. The first thing I notice is the smell. I work with cats so I’m not easily put off, but there was a banch in the air that would choke Courtney Love. Long story short, my hand accidentally brushes against her backside, I don’t think much of it and I go eat my dinner. By the time I got home I was puking like a supermodel after a five course meal.”
Doctors say that while e-crowli is not fatal, it can be quite unpleasant. Other symptoms of e-crowli include:
- a general feeling of douchebaggery that is not more readily attributable to a case of Laurie David’s Disease
- darkening underneath the fingernail beds
- refusal by even your closest friends to stand downwind of you
- a general feeling that you are smarter, more aware, and generally awesomer than others that is not more easily attributable to a case of Penn’s Syndrome
If you think that you may have contracted e-crowli, be sure to contact your agent or publicist as soon as possible.
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Yeah just becuase these celberties make big money for what they do they think their better then us what a bunch of eletists and how much electricity will me crowe be using on her little trips LISTEN YOU OLD CROWE A IRRATE OLD SPURWING PLOVER CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD LESSOMN ON MANNERS AND HYPORACY
[…] UPDATE V: The Nose On Your Face: It’s an outbreak of e-Crowli. […]
You guys could never give any one lessons on good manners. Just listen to yourselves here.
Batman to Crowomen:
Wholly Crowsh*t! Catwomen is coming and she hungry.
E-Crowli Outbreak Mars White House Correspondents Dinner…
“I was pretty excited to have my picture taken with her,” said Cat Fancy’s David Lindsay. “I’m a huge fan. ……
Crow no longer wants to impose a “Nanny State” on us. She wants to go for the whole enchilada now…she want’s to impose a “Fanny State”.
In Crow’s defense, she did say that that was a joke. I’ll give her that. What I find horribly ironic is her “ecotour” to promote environmental awareness. This from a woman who goes on tours. Tours that are by plane, or by bus and the entourage that accompany her. The typical “do as I say not as I do”. I believe that was originally pegged in The Bible with the splinter/log in eye. Obviously a long standing problem with humanity.
MUDKITTY-GO TAKE A BATH so you can upgrade to DirtKitty. I’m confused as to what part of satire you can’t comprehend here. Do you have some sort of mental illness that prevents you from seeing this site as intended by it’s authors?
Sheryl Crow’s Toilet Paper of choice:
Ewww. This is kind of nasty. Thinking about Sheryl Crow’s ass funk kind of killed my appetite.
“Do you have some sort of mental illness that prevents you from seeing this site as intended by it’s authors?’
Uhh, I believe it’s called “liberalism”.
Heh, true dat.
And for the record, I think Sheryl Crow’s ass is hawt.