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College Student Says He Found Al Gore’s Face on Potato Chip
Larry Erb, a full-time college student and seasonal lentil vendor, claims that he discovered the face of Al Gore on a potato chip while attending a Dave Matthews concert with his girlfriend, Willow.
“About half way through the show I reached down into my bag of Lays, pulled out a chip, and there he was,” said the University of Vermont intramural ultimate frisbee competitor. “Al-freakin’- Gore! The prophet himself! I was like, WHOA! I shook my head really hard cause I thought I was seeing things, but when I looked back, there he was again, looking at me in that Al Gore way. I think he was looking into my soul, man.”
Erb said that despite the loud music, he had a lengthy conversation with the potato chip, which he said went as follows:
Gore-Chip: “Larry, I’m Al Gore.”
Larry: “No duh, dude! What are you doin’ on my sour cream and onion chip?”
Gore-Chip: “Larry, I need your help. The planet is getting hotter by the minute. Did you see my movie?”
Larry: “Uh, yeah. Fahrenheit 9-11, right?”
Gore-Chip: “No, Larry, that was Michael Moore. He’s…slightly fatter than I am. I know you’re baked out of your mind, but please focus.”
Larry: “HEY WILLOW! CHECK IT OUT! AL GORE IS ON MY CHIP! AND HE TALKS!”
Gore-Chip: “LARRY! SHUSH! You can’t let Willow know about me.”
Larry: “Aw, sorry, dude.”
Gore-Chip: “LARRY, PLEASE. I AM A SERIOUS MAN WITH A SERIOUS MESSAGE.”
Larry: “OK, dude. You’re getting all red in the face and it looks really creepy. Is that sweat? Way gross.”
Gore-Chip: “LARRY! ENOUGH! Listen to me. You know about carbon footprints, right?”
Larry: “Uh-”
Gore-chip: “It doesn’t matter. Larry, we need to not only reduce our carbon footprints, we need to reduce the number of carbon footprints.”
Larry: “I’m not following you, man.”
Gore-Chip: “Shocker. Larry, we have to make sacrifices if we are going to save mother Earth. And by ‘we’, I mean you and your ilk. Would you agree?”
Larry: “True that. That’s why me and Willow have been recycling bong water.”
Gore-Chip: “And clearly skipping showers.”
Larry: “SO RIGHT! How’d you know?”
Gore-Chip: “FOCUS, Larry! I need you to make a sacrifice.”
Larry: “Say the word, Weird Al Potato Chip!”
Gore-Chip: “You need to eliminate Willow’s carbon footprint.”
Larry: “Uh, how do I do that?”
Gore-Chip: “You need to kill her. For Mother Earth.”
Larry: “HUH? Willow? I can’t kill the Will-ster, dude.”
Gore-Chip: “Mother Earth, Larry. The very fate of mankind. And you’re worried about some half-baked sprite who makes pottery?”
Larry: “She’s a ceramic engineer, Mr. Gore. And you are a potato chip. Yum.”
Erb claims that he then ate the potato chip, but sat with TNOYF’s sketch artist to draw the rendering seen here.
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I love how shrill this is all becoming. 2008 should be a memorable year… and like 1979, should see the last gasps of trying to fool this generation with Eco-babble. Now ’scuse me while I release some entrapped Freon.
College Student Says He Found Al Gore’s Face on Potato Chip…
“About half way through the show I reached down into my bag of Lays, pulled out a chip, and there ……
And they probibly found AL GORES ugly mug on a poster reading WANTED FOR HYPOCRACY 25:000 PISAUQUAS REWARD
They…they…gotta do better’n Gore or Jeb is done gonna continue the few chips short of a full bag dynasty!!
Al Gore is not so much as a potato chip and he is a FROSTED FLAKE and TONY THE TIGER knows him