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Joe Biden Sets Self On Fire, Still Undetected in Polls

biden2.JPGStruggling to re-create the buzz generated by his racially-tinged Barack Obama comments on the day he announced his presidential candidacy, Joe Biden set himself on fire yesterday afternoon in the parking lot of his office to launch his new “Joe Can Take The Heat!” campaign effort.

As paramedics peeled his singed clothing from his bubbled skin and the smell of burnt hair plugs wafted on the afternoon air, Biden addressed a reporter who happened to be driving by and stopped when a Biden staffer threw herself in front of her car.

“I now have a lot more respect for the gooks who set themselves on fire during the Vietnam War,” said Biden through charred lips. “But the key question today is, would Barack Obama set himself on fire for what he loves? Or is fried chicken not worth it? We need to be asking these questions, right after we extinguish my testicles.”

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5 Responses to “Joe Biden Sets Self On Fire, Still Undetected in Polls”

  1. University Update on March 14th, 2007 5:21 am

    Joe Biden Sets Self On Fire, Still Undetected in Polls…

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  2. jarhead john on March 14th, 2007 3:58 pm

    Coffee warning should precede this one…too funny.

  3. the nose on your face » Blog Archive » Chancres Away! Hillary To Stay In The Race Despite Husband’s Recurring STD on March 26th, 2007 5:18 am

    […] In a related story, Senator Joe Biden has dropped out of the race citing fund raising concerns as the primary reason. Sources close to Biden say that although money did play a small role in his decision, he was most upset about the prospect of “losing to a black guy, no matter how articulate he may be.” Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. […]

  4. the nose on your face » Blog Archive » Obama Hopeful He Can Recover From Jesse Jackson Endorsement on March 31st, 2007 1:11 pm

    […] The mention of Biden was timely because the long-time senator, still recovering from burns sustained when he set himself on fire in an effort to invigorate his fading campaign, had been pulling out all the stops in his attempt to garner Reverend Jackson’ endorsement and with it, broader African-American support. In fact, fresh from the hospital, Biden yesterday took center stage in a lynching recreation that he hoped would demonstrate what he called “my commitment to well-spoken, clean black folk.” […]

  5. The Nose On Your Face » Blog Archive » Joe Biden Reveals He’s Been Blackmailing Miss New Jersey And He’s Still Running For President on July 12th, 2007 9:46 pm

    […] also took the opportunity to remind everyone that he is still running for […]





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